Her body was still limp and warm, so she hadn’t been dead for long.
But like all good things, it came to an end.

“You hag!” she screamed after her. Please choose a different delivery location. He really did a great job with this book. Sorry, Mom, late for dinner, this ghost is having body issues? Her hazel eyes were lit with hope as they connected with Anna’s dim brown ones. .”, “You’re not exactly planning a party here, so I’m pretty sure you don’t need to stress about the details,” Anna said. Like I’m not really here.” Harper shrugged. yeah. If you enjoyed my novel, please be so kind as to give us your review, ©2019 by Dead Serious; My life as a Funeral Director. I expect there will be another book because of how it ends... Well I hope there will be another. She was a dead diva. Lucy. “Oh my God . It was important not to get emotionally involved in these highly sensitive situations. “Um, think about it. This book is both fascinating and humorous!

“I’ve been waiting for you. And that was on her old phone. I’m Lucy Edwards, and I’m nothing like Anna.”, “Of course. It is a "morbidly" funny book. There was no way she wanted to be implicated in a death. I mean, you were either in a horrible accident with a washing machine, or death is cruel in the afterlife. Well, she hated many parts, but this was in the top three.

She had to let Harper down gently. But really, what else could she do? She inched closer to inspect the body. I now have the upmost respect for you Kevin and your colleagues. The girl glanced at the body lying on the ground. These items are shipped from and sold by different sellers. Very, overly considerate, etc. Her lips glowed with glossy pink lipstick, and a luminous glitter trail ran across her dusky eyelids. Be prepared laugh, cringe, tear up, and gasp a few times. Would you recommend this book to your friends? She wore a chic black belted dress, cropped jacket, and open-toed gold high heels, looking as if she’d just stepped out of the pages of a fashion magazine. Sold by HOPE BOOKSTORE and ships from Amazon Fulfillment. Rumors from the Boys' Room: A Blogtastic! Harper raked her hands down her dress, smoothing out the wrinkles. I chose this book to read for the #spookathon 2017 challenge - "Read a book with a spooky word in the title". And then Anna could gently guide—or shove—her in the right direction, depending on how stubborn she was.


you didn’t cross over, though?”, “Well, I don’t want to cross over.” Harper’s eyes widened. Well, apparently you weren’t, because I ended up like this.”. It was very interesting to hear how it is behind the scenes. Funeral director is a profession one rarely thinks about and it’s even rarer that someone wants to do it. Nothing was worse than traumatizing a ghost right after death. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. Even as a ghost, Harper had style: Her hair flowed symmetrically, spilling red waves over her slim shoulders. . Harper peeked sideways at Lucy.

“You call that floating? I am so glad that Kevin demonstrated to us readers the lighter side of being a funeral director. It was great! She was dead. !” This is definitely the book for you. She was completely numb.

This story again follows Anna and her ability to talk with the dead. I would highly, highly recommend this book to those who love this line of work.

Anna’s phone vibrated, reminding her of the missed call. Anna sighed. It worried me slightly that the book was much thinner than the first. Unless, of course, you go after my boyfriend. Middle school is a life and death experience for Annabel Craven, a girl able to communicate with the spirit world with her phone. “Why won’t you get up?” she whispered. Her skin was a mind-blowing shade of white that looked as if she hadn’t been near a tanning bed in at least a month. Anna had to choose her words carefully now.
I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I have enjoyed the 30-year journey. A cold shock ran through Harper as she was seized again with the terrible realization: She was dead. It's filled with stories to make the reader experience a vast array of emotions. “Please. “No!” she had shrieked, raking her nails down her arm, leaving wide tracks of red.

Cover photography is courtesy of Catherine Hébert. Would she wander around aimlessly forever, in a state of limbo? “So much for my almost normal life,” Anna mumbled. I highly recommend this book. There was a problem loading your book clubs.

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The one she’d buried in the cemetery. Anna clamped a hand over her mouth as Harper brushed the pavement with the palms of her hands, sweeping away loose rocks. Fantastic! “Oh God. If she didn’t stay with Anna tonight she’d have to hang out here all by herself, with the dark woods looming close by. Are normal people able to float?

I couldn’t put it down. She pulled out her new phone to text her mom. I have finally completed my memoirs entitled "Dead Serious; my life as a Funeral Director." I have to make sure the right flowers are ordered—lilacs, of course.” She tapped her finger on her lips, thinking. Its not all comedy of course, but this guy knows how to write a book! Will follow the compassion and professionalism of an often unknown occupation . But even in death, she looked fabulous. Still no feeling. In fact, she’d started referring to herself as a “Guided.”.

I don’t know. Please do not tell me you’re my guardian angel.” Harper placed her right hand on her hip, looking Anna up and down. “Look at me! Well, at least I’ll look fabulous in my funeral clothes. Just enough creepy and eerie for every age. Anna looked up at the balcony the girl had fallen from.

She tried to steal my boyfriend while trying to get me to cross over to the other side.”, “Cross over?

Going through such a traumatic life-and-death situation could easily cause someone to do silly, if not ridiculous, things. “For good.

You’re hovering.”, Before Anna could answer, Harper patted her dead head. Once I started reading it I couldn’t put it down! If you have ever wondered what this job profession is like or “how do people do that? This guy is someone I would want doing my funeral, put it that way. What does someone do after they die? Why was she lying on the floor?

Series: Dead Serious (Book 2) Hardcover: 208 pages; Publisher: Delacorte Books for Young Readers (September 13, 2016) Language: English; ISBN-10: 0385743920; ISBN-13: 978-0385743921; Product Dimensions: 5.7 x 0.6 x 8.6 inches Shipping Weight: 10.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies) Customer Reviews: 4.1 out of 5 stars 2 customer ratings “One minute I’m there, and the next, I’m .

And she smelled like wet socks. Harper suddenly stood as the woman ran up to the body and clapped her hand to her mouth.

“Or maybe white roses. The rhinestone-encrusted case glimmered in the twilight. “Are you kidding me?” Harper shrieked. Then she took a step closer, her skin cold with terror.

I feel weightless, I guess.

But that’s hard to do when ghosts keep texting her. I have always wanted to be a funeral director or work in a funeral home doing something. Bring your club to Amazon Book Clubs, start a new book club and invite your friends to join, or find a club that’s right for you for free. “The last thing we need is Anna to hear us and come running back. The eyes were mesh so you can see through them with the hoodie zipped up. Top subscription boxes – right to your door, Children's Growing Up & Facts of Life Books (Books), © 1996-2020, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates. A spirit floated next to the body.

One missed call from a blocked number. Did you?” Harper pointed at her body, speaking excitedly. the ground.

She knew this because the dead girl was ranting about it. Harper had to come to terms with this herself. Some sad, some funny, and some quite frankly people might not believe, but I am dead serious. Find all the books, read about the author, and more. Anna had moved away from her and was busy texting.

or can you?Includes morbidly-cute black-and-white illustrations!

You're listening to a sample of the Audible audio edition. As the girl moved closer, Harper noticed her shoes were fabulous. I have known Kevin for years and I know at work or in his leisure he always tries to lighten the load we carry.

But if I had known I would only live to be sixteen, I would’ve eaten more cream puffs. And apparently all it took was the thought of a party—even if it was a funeral—for Harper to accept the truth. The “Dead Serious” hoodie, originally released by LRG in 2005, was the epitome of cool back in the day. August 28, 29, 2020. I loved both of the books! And that’s when Harper noticed the other girl. This shopping feature will continue to load items when the Enter key is pressed. “You can say that again.” Harper sat down on her body. Anna hated this part. Harper looked down to see Lucy hovering only an inch or so above the ground. Mr Watts’ take on his job beautifully describes the human element of death, the good, bad and ugly. The thought of following Anna was about as appealing as getting poison oak and chicken pox at the same time. The woman glanced around, then whipped out a compact from her worn and tattered purse, holding the mirror under Harper’s nose. She angrily punched the buttons as she cried. And that hadn’t ended well. Questions that I often wondered about were answered. Who did this? Not my body, but a freakin’ can!”. Sorry, late for dinner. She glanced at the screen. Delacorte Books for Young Readers (September 13, 2016), I still really like the idea behind these 2 books, Reviewed in the United States on October 28, 2016. Harper lay motionless. And was this tiny town of Winchester Village considered limbo?

That went way beyond the call of duty. All Annabel Craven wants is to be normal. DEAD SERIOUS; MY LIFE AS A FUNERAL DIRECTOR, Interview with Kari the Mortician/Coffee with Kari, J. Kevin Watts is a licensed funeral director and, embalmer in Florida, Alabama and previously. No. Massachusetts with over 30 years of experience. 7:00pm, Black Box Theatre. I would recommend this to everyone.

I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I have enjoyed the 30-year journey. But let’s not go there.”, “So who are you, then? “Did you see? It also analyzes reviews to verify trustworthiness. It was a girl wearing a little black dress. SNEAK PEAK – Dead Serious at the Black Box Theatre. Not so loud!” The girl looked over at Anna, who was frowning at her phone and tapping at the screen.

A perfect people pleaser. “So, um . Please write a sequel! It makes a difference.”, “Seriously? Anna let out a long sigh, her stomach growling. Follow Anna back to Maddsen Manor—Anna’s house had a name—and let Anna “help” her. “That can’t be me. Much, much worse. Wearing mismatched clothes and probably close to Harper’s age.

I can jump higher than that in my heels.” Harper quickly shut her mouth as she saw anger flash over Lucy’s face.

But that was forever ago. Not follow Anna back to her house and deal with everything on her own. I have no reason to kill. The things he has done for the families of the deceased are things that if I had ever been able to do this job, is exactly how I would be done things too. “Calm down.

Whether she liked it or not, she was someone who helped bridge the gap between the living and the dead. And I will not get dirt or blood on my dress.”, “Clothes should be the least of your worries.” Anna couldn’t keep the sarcasm from her voice. “Whatever. Anna ran back into the shadows, hiding behind a large oak. .